Misty said she might miss your bithday because
she was abducted by aliens,she was forced to undergo
painful and invasive experiments
then she was left dazed and confused by the side
of the road,where she was eventually
found by a pack of wild dogs who took
her in as one of their own and nursed
her back to health until she was ready
to return to her own species,
Do you believe her?
No?!
Well, then explain that implant in her nose!!
Oops, wait....
he-he...that's a booger.
Never mind.
